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Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Latest Jobs @ Kudirat Initiative for Democracy (KIND)

Latest Jobs @ Kudirat Initiative for Democracy (KIND)

Kudirat Initiative for Democracy (KIND) an NGO working to strengthen organizations and create initiatives dedicated to the advancement of women.
Kudirat Initiative for Democracy (KIND) is recruiting to fill the vacant positions: A Programme Manager, a Communications Officer and three Programme Officers.
The Programme Manager and Programme Officers should be able to:
Manage the implementation of projects at rural and urban levels of society.
Develop monitoring and evaluation (M & E) indicators and collect relevant M & E information.
Develop and manage project budgets.
Write proposals and reports.
Supervise staff working art different projects (for the Programme Manager).
The Communications Officer should be able to:
Oversee and writes speeches; and develop position papers on behalf of the organization.
Edit and prepare manuscripts on 2 levels: Copy editing (grammar, punctuation, syntax and institutional style) and substantive editing (verification of facts and analysis of data).
QUALIFICATIONS FOR THIS LATEST JOBS:
Relevant University Degrees (post graduate degree will be an added advantage).
At least 3 years programme planning and management experience (for the Programme Manager).
Excellent computer skills (knowledge of MS Word and PowerPoint is essential).
Excellent oral and written communication skills.
Demonstrated skill in using social media tools (for the Communications Officer).
Knowledge and use of graphics and desktop publishing (for the Communications Officer).
Previous communication experience that includes communications and advocacy (for the Communications Officer).
Familiarity with issues (particularly gender, women in leadership and/or public accountability).
In addition, they must be.
Able to take initiative and think outside the box to produce agreed results; willing to travel; Under 35yrs of age.

Latest Jobs @ Kudirat Initiative for Democracy (KIND)

DUE DATE FOR THIS LATEST JOBS: 4 September, 2012
TO APPLY ​FOR THIS LATEST JOBS
Interested applicants should send their:
1. CV; 2. Cover letter; 3. A short essay on Enhancing women’s participation in leadership (not more than 2 pages, typed and double spaced) to:
The Administrator, KIND Office,
42/46 Moshood Ablola Cresent, Off Toyin Street, Ikeja, Lagos.
Or by emal to: kindnigeria@yahoo.com
Please note that applications which do not meet the requirements will be discarded and no calls will be entertained. Please check our website: www.kind.org for more about KIND.

Latest Jobs @ Kudirat Initiative for Democracy (KIND)

Saturday, 21 July 2012

Blood is Thicker Than Water

There was a day when obasanjo visited University of Ibadan Zoo.I was at Ibadan then with my friends,when i saw obasanjo and Stella playing with the animals in the zoo.Mrs Stella then threw a bunch of banana to a monkey,and the monkey rejected it.She was a little bit flabbergasted and threw another one again,then the monkey rejected it again.Obasanjo was furious and asked Stella to bring the remainig bunches of banana.As obasanjo threw the banana to the monkeys,they rushed it and ate it all.Stella was confused and asked the monkey the reason for Rejecting her own bunch of the banana.Do you know what the monkey said: HAHAHAHAHA DONT YOU KNOW BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.

The poisoned Drink

Ola was in a bar,sitting over his beer and looking very distressed.just then, another man walked in and drank Ola's beer.Ola fell on the ground and started crying uncontrollably and the following conversation ensued between them.
Man(suprised):why are u crying over a bottle of beer?dont worry i'll get u another one
Ola: u dont understand
I was woken up by robbers this morning who stripped me off all my life savings
I took this in good fate, and dressed up to work.on my way, i was hit by a vehicle,i still managed to get to work only to discover that i have been sacked.
Here, i am now to end my miserable life with a poisoned drink, u come from no where to drink it!
Just then the man fainted


The poisoned Drink

Fascinating Little Johnny!

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"

Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons."
The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."

Little Johnny continued, "But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!"