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Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Open Later to Robin van Persie by Arsenal Fans

The month of July hasn’t started on a good note for Arsenal fans as Robin van Persie dropped that “bombshell” while American Gooners celebrated the 236th birthday of their great nation.
As expected, social networking platforms went haywire as Arsenal fans voiced their opinions using Facebook, Twitter and the rest of the lot.
Many journalists, bloggers, columnists, pundits, Arsenal fans and football fans in general have more or less spoken in one unanimous voice regarding the possible outcome on van Persie’s current situation.
Everyone wants the forward to leave the club and shut the door behind him but this has been expressed in many ways.
I've read my fair share of articles related to this issue but this open letter by a Gooner certainly caught the eye. It's an emotional piece written by an Arsenal fan to the captain that has chose to seek greener pastures elsewhere.

Dear RVP,
I would like to congratulate you on your remarkable achievement last season. You finished the campaign unscathed, carted away numerous individual awards, and broke several club and Premier League records; a feat that will go down in Arsenal history books.
You brought harmony, peace and respect to the squad on and off the pitch. 
Big man, big responsibility; You handled it very well, even much more than I expected.
As an Arsenal supporter, I have seen many great players and I have to confess, You are a bottomless pit of creativity with “genius” written all over you.
But, on the 4th of July 2012, you dropped the bombshell that turned Arsenal into turmoil, when you released a statement declaring your intention not to put pen to paper on the contract the club has offered you.
Who am I to tell you what to do? But I know one thing for certain, Arsenal it was, Arsenal it is and Arsenal it will be.
Many people have criticized us for lacking ambition, that I might not dispute, but we are still the quickest out of the block this season, with the capture of Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud.
I had believed that it was a step in the right direction, bringing in proven all-round strikers to tow a truck-size goal scoring burden off you.
Despite being one step behind, we still managed to qualify for the Champions League at the expense of free-spending Liverpool, Tottenham and Chelsea who only qualified as champions.
You have been at the club for eight years, I can only say I have seen you on the pitch for only two seasons. In these two seasons you were absolute class, scoring spectacular goals. 
The remaining six years were shrouded with injuries, injuries and more injuries that ultimately earned you the nickname, “The Man of Glass”. 
During this troubled times, when a section of the fans wanted you out, Guess who was there? Arsene Wenger! If he had succumbed to the demands of those fans that wanted you out, you would have been doing an "Alberto Aquilani" now
As much as I will love to credit last season to your brilliance, I believe there was a certain word called “teamwork”.
It wasn’t just teamwork, It was the entire Arsenal squad playing as a family. The bond and togetherness was so strong, your team mates would have sacrificed anything for you. 
If you remember the game against Wigan in the DW Stadium where we ran out as 4-0 winners, Theo Walcott had the chance to be on the score sheet, but he chose to delay the ball, before giving you the easiest of assists for a simple tap-in. 
Everyone wanted you to be successful. 
I look at Wayne Rooney and Luis Nani, I wonder how many times I’ve seen then have a go at each other. That bond between players is what money cannot buy. 
They said you made the perfect runs for the likes of Alex Song to pick you out? What happened at the European Championships? You needed mobile phones to communicate with Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder.
Now your ambition has grown bigger than that of the club in one brilliant season? Where was the ambition when you were sent packing in Holland, where was it when Arsenal catered for your rehab, where was the ambition when you received cash for years for work undone? 
Time to reap the faith Arsenal showed in you, your ambition suddenly grew wings?
I really don’t blame you, I blame Arsene Wenger. 
His undying faith and persistent trust in players (Mathieu Flamini, Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy et al) that turns around and spits on his face.
Gianfranco Zola was one of the most talented players the Premier League has ever seen. What did he achieve with Chelsea? But his name will forever remain up there as a legend in every sense of the word.
Finally, I will like to thank you for the good times, the amazing goals (I’ve lost count), the get-out-of-jail free cards (I’ve also lost count). 
I wish you well in your career, all the best at your next club. Go win trophies mate. 
When you eventually leave do me a favour, forget everything Arsenal and please do not talk about us.
The small badge in front will always be bigger than the name tag at the back.
Goodbye RVP

There you have it folks
This Gooner has moved on. I've have also moved on.
I’m sure you have moved on as well.
Arsenal, it’s high time to prove to us that you’re “all about the profits”.

Thursday, 5 July 2012

Nigeria Recruitment Accounts and Admin Officer

VACANCY
A clear leader in the paints manufacturing industry in Nigeria seeks:
  1. ACCOUNTS AND ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICER
REQUIREMENTS FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
-          Good university degree or HND in accounting
-          Knowledge of peach tree accounting package is a must
-          At least 2 years post qualification experience in a similar industry
-          Must be more than 22 years of age
-          Good analytical, good and timely decision maker with essential leadership skills
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Send hand written application and CV within 14 days to:
THE PARTNER HUMAN RESOURCE ACCOUNTING
SEGUN ADELANWA AND CO
P O BOX 3727
FESTAC TOWN

Nigeria Recruitment for Finance officer and sales officer

ENGINEERING OUTFIT VACANCIES
A well managed mechanical and electrical engineering outfit located in Lagos mainland seeks:
  1. FINANCE MANAGER
REQUIREMENTS
-          Chartered accountant with good experience in and exposure to accounting dictates and requirements in the construction industry
-          Good university degree in accounting or upper credit HND or related field
-          At least 10 years post qualification experience some of which should be in accounting work, general commercial and administrative challenges
-          Must be between 30 to 42 years of age
-          Computer literate
  1. HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGER
REQUIREMENTS
-          Good university degree in addition to a related professional qualification
-          At least 10 years experience
-          Computer literate
-          Must not be more than 40 years of age
METHOD OF APPLICATION FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
Send handwritten application and detailed CV to;
THE PARTNER HUMAN RESOURCE ACCOUNTING
SEGUN ADELANWA AND CO
P O BOX 3727
FESTAC TOWN

Nigeria Recruitment for Sales Representative and Engineers

One of the nation’s leading automobile company, you can earn up to 1million naira a month seeks;
  1. SALES EXECUTIVES
REQUIREMENTS
-          Good first degree
-          3 to 5 years experience as a sales executive or marketer is a plus
-          Excellent communication and selling skills
-          Excellent interpersonal skills
-          Confident and quick learner
-          Meet sales targets
-          Committed and disciplined
-          Good team player

  1. AUTOMOBILE ENGINEERS
  2. AUTO ELECCTRICIANS
  3. AIR CONDITIONERS TECHNICIANS
  4. AUTO PAINTERS
REQUIREMENTS FOR POSITIONS 2 TO 5
-          B TECH, HND, OND, NABTEB
-          At least 2 years experience in related field
METHOD OF APPLICATION FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
Send application within 2 weeks to: hrdgac@gmail.com

Africa Rice Latest Jobs

AFRICARICE JOBS
Latest Jobs
Africa rice center seeks:
  1. EXTENSION AGRONOMIST/WATER MANAEMENT SPECIALIST BASED IN ABUJA
  2. RICE VALUE CHAIN AND POST HARVEST SPECIALIST BASED IN ABUJA
  3. SEED SYSTEM SPECIALIST RICE BASED IN ABUJA
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Visit www.AfricaRice.org for more details

Nigeria Recruitment for a Lawyer

ICRC VACANCIES
  1. MULTI LATERAL LIAISON OFFICER
RESPONSIBILITIES
-          Maintain and develop ICRC’s role and contacts with ECOWAS and Nigerian NGO’s and civil society
-          Represent ICRC in key plenary meetings at ECOWAS and serve as a relay between the two organizations
-          Follow up implementation of international humanitarian law treaties in West Africa through ECOWAS
-          Assist government experts in advancing the implementation process of treaties
-          Coordinate workshops with key departments and respective focal points
‘REQUIREMENTS FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
-          Degree in law with knowledge of IHL or international affairs an asset
-          Years work experience in a multilateral field with government and international organizations
-          Excellent command of written and spoken English with good knowledge of French
-          Knowledge of treaty implementation and government/parliamentary law making process
-          Very strong and networking and diplomatic skills
-          Strong capacity for analytical reporting, development of strategies and plan of actions
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Send letter of motivation, CV, copies of credentials/diploma, referees to:
ADMINISTRATOR ICRC DELEGATION IN ABUJA
NO 29 KUMASI CRESCENT OFF AMINU KANO CRESCENT
WUSE II ABUJA

Nigeria Recruitment for Executive sales representative

EXECUTIVE SALES REP NEEDED
  1. EXECUTIVE SALES REPS
-          Drive, stock handlers, drivers, sales reps, filling station attendants, security officers, secretaries, admin officers, factory workers

METHOD OF APPLICATION FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
Send CV to: info@latramax.com

OR CALL; 08052258097, 07098131486

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

2012 / 2013 NNPC / Chevron National University Scholarship Awards

Chevron Nigeria Limited, in collaboration with its Joint Venture partner, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), is offering a number of University Scholarship Awards to suitably qualified Nigerian students.

2012v/ 2013 NNPC / CHEVRON NATIONAL UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS


E-applications are invited from full-time SECOND YEAR (200 LEVEL) degree students of the under-listed courses, in Nigerian Universities:

1.    Accountancy
2.    Agricultural Engineering/Agricultural Science
3.    Architecture
4.    Business Administration/Economics
5.    Chemical Engineering
6.    Civil Engineering
7.    Computer Science
8.    Electrical/Electronics Engineering
9.    Environmental Studies/Surveying
10.   Geology/Geophysics
11.   Law
12.   Mass Communication/Journalism
13.   Mechanical/Metallurgical & Materials  Engineering
14.   Human Medicine/Dentistry/Pharmacy
15.   Petroleum Engineering

Deadline:
Closing date for receipt of e-applications is strictly July 27, 2012.

How To Apply

Please note that we will accept applications through this web site address only as we have implemented our e-scholarship administration system and we will no longer process hard copies of any document submitted. All interested students are advised to endeavour to complete the e-application form online and upload all the required documents as demanded at the web site.

In line with our adoption of the e-scholarship administration system, selected students will be invited for computer administered qualifying tests in selected computer examination centers nationwide. Short-listed candidates for the qualifying test will be invited by email and sms. All applicants are here advised to ensure that GSM telephone numbers and personal email addresses are properly entered into the e-forms at the web site.

Click here to start application online

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

JOKES JOKES (Papa Aboy’s Adventure)

One man named papa aboy was known as a very hard worker by his wife. He only comes back late most nights, and does not come back at all some few nights. He would always complain that he never had time for life enjoyment. So one day, his wife decided to surprise him.
WIFE: Papa Aboy
PAPA ABOY: mama aboy
WIFE: please make u help me go somewhere today na weekend?
PAPA ABOY: let’s go there mama aboy.
His wife had decided to take hiim to a striper club for drink and fun. When they got there. The waiter on seeing papa aboy on sight, he shouted papa de papa, what of aboy the bad boy. His wife was surprised. Papa aboy, how come they already know you his wife asked…no I might have resembled another papa aboy. So they sat down. The same waiter came. Papa aboy what shall I get for ur guest, here is ur normal star beer and benson. The wife was mad. How did he know you take star together with benson? Papa aboy answered… The other papa might have similar facts with me, this must be a total co-incidence. At that spot, a striper came and kissed him and said, papa aboy, come and rock me as usual. At that juncture, his wife left with anoyance. Papa aboy followed her immediately. She had already stoped a cab and was in it, about to leave, papa aboy quickly opened the cab door and flew in heavily breathing… While they were about to argue, the cab man now said…papa aboy you are very lucky today. You just picked a very attractive bitch today. Congratulations.

Papa Aboy’s Adventure

JOKES (The Prayer of the Nigerian Man)

May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our
faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even
though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the
ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!
As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a
white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be
whipped!
Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be
crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we
don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem,
Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana,
Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc…
We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place
where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos
to Kaduna  to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri
and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible;
therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If
you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and
you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a
Nigerian took part to that sad event
This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black
people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!


The Prayer of the Nigerian Man

JOKES JOKES JOKES (Total Must pay)

Mrs Patience Jonathan
went out
for drinks with some of
the top
women.
Waiter brings their bill:
Mrs
Jonathan N10,400
Ngozi Okonjo N10,250
Dora Akunyili N10,450
Turai Yar’adua N10,200
Total N41,300
She says:I will pay for
everyone
else,but Total must pay
for herself
because i didnt invite
her,afterall
she owns petrol
stations all over
Nigeria
hehe Omo 9ja!!!

JOKES JOKES JOKES (Igbo man sense)

one day an hausa man was operating an ATM maching, so the igbo man there now said,hahahaha mumu i no ur pasword na 2222,the hausa man now said na u be mumu my password na 3456

Igbo man sense

JOKES JOKES JOKES(Next in Line)

Old aunty vick is 65years old and she lives with her younger sister who has a 21year old son called peter.one day they went 4 wedding and after the wedding aunty vick told peter you are the next inline and peter smiled.later after 2 month they went 4 burial and after the burial peter looked at old aunty vick and said,’you are the next inline’.

Next in Line

Vacancy for Personal Assistant to the MD/CEO Recruitment

OVERVIEW:
Bradfield consulting is a professional service firm created to provide human resource solutions for organizations of any size.
Our goal is to help our esteemed clients eliminate issues bordering on having incompatible or inexpert employees. A male Personal Assistant to the MD/CEO of a reputable company is needed.
Personal Assistant
SKILLS AND SPECIFICATION:
Good communication skills.
Computer and Internet savvy.
Team management skills.
Interpersonal skills.
Personal Assistant
JOB QUALIFICATION:
Good first degree.
At least 2 years working experience in the same role.
JOB DESCRIPTION:
- writing reports, executive summaries and newsletters,
- preparing presentations,
- preparing papers for meetings,
- managing and reviewing filing and office systems,
- updating websites,
- typing documents,
- booking meetings,
- organizing travel and preparing complex travel itineraries,
- writing minutes and taking dictation,
- planning, organizing and managing events,
- managing a budget,
- sourcing and ordering stationery and office equipment,
- managing projects, – reading, monitoring and responding to the principal’s email,
- answering calls and handling queries,
- liaising with staff, clients, etc.,
- managing the principal’s electronic diary,
- attending events/meetings as the principal’s representative,
- preparing correspondence on the principal’s behalf,
- commissioning work on the principal’s behalf,
- conducting research on the internet,
Personal Assistant
Method of application
If interested, please send CV to jarimoro@bradfieldconsulting.net

Brewery Firm NB Plc – Vacancy

Vacancy Details
JOB TITLE
MANAGEMENT TRAINEES
LEVEL
MANAGEMENT
REFERENCE CODE
CDM/MGT TR/010612
JOB DESCRIPTION
The Management Trainee position is an integral part of the NB Plc Graduate Management Development Scheme, targeted at identifying young, bright, ambitious and talented Nigerian graduates who are desirous of a career in a world class environment. Vacancy
After a highly competitive selection process, successful candidates will undergo a systematic and broad -based training programme involving formal training and experiential attachments for 12 months. At the end of the training, successful candidates will be considered for management positions in the company. http://www.nigeriajobszone.com
JOB REQUIREMENTS
The ideal candidate must not be older than thirty (30) years as at 30th June 2012 and should possess the following…
* Five (5) credit grades in WASC/GCE/SSCE/ including Maths, English and 3 other relevant subjects obtained at one sitting.
* NYSC Discharge Certificate
* Minimum of Second Class Honors’ (Upper Division) university degree, in any of the listed courses
- Computer Engineering
- Marketing
- Business Administration
- Computer Science
- Sociology
- Economics
- Public Administration
- Statistics
- Political Science
- Psychology
- Finance
- Accountancy
- Geography
* A master’s degree in a related field though not compulsory will be an advantage.
* Ability to work with basic computer applications (e.g. Word, Excel, Power Point etc.
* Willingness to work in any part of Nigeria.
* Personal initiative and drive.
JOB REMUNERATION   Vacancy
The position offers good career opportunities and competitive remuneration. In addition to basic salary with performance related increments and a pension scheme, it attracts performance related bonuses, housing, transport and leave allowances, free medical treatment for self and family, paid annual leave and other fringe benefits.
CLICK HERE TO APPLY FOR JOB VACANCY