Messi better than Neymar

Barcelona defender Dani Alves has taken the time to praise Brazil international Neymar, but added that the Santos star is not yet at Lionel Messi’s level.
Neymar is widely regarded as one of the most exciting youngsters in the game, but his compatriot believes that the Barcelona star is still in a class of his own at this point.
“Neymar is a true phenomenon. However, for now, any player who is compared to Messi comes out badly,” Dani Alves stated to reporters.
“He has a bright future ahead of him, but Messi is the undisputed best at the moment. His stats are simply amazing.”
Messi has won three consecutive Ballon d’Or awards and is one of the favourites to capture the prestigious accolade once again this year.

Dimeji Bankole Wife Cries Out, 'My Husband Took Me To Shrine'

The rate at which marriages are parking up in Nigeria these days is becoming very worrisome. Gone are the days of our fathers and mothers when marriage was sweet and people in every community live together happily because of the synergy between individual families.
Newsmen observed that, today, some of those who preach to us, either on the pulpit as pastors or in the movies as actors and actresses are falling short in their marital lives.
Mrs Elizabeth Bankole, a housewife in Akure, the Ondo State capital, has told an Akure Customary Court that her husband, Dimeji Bankole forced her to a shrine to take an oath of fidelity.
We gathered that Bankole had approached the court for dissolution of their marriage on the ground of extra-marital affairs. The marriage is over 10 years and blessed with three children. In her defense to the allegations made against her by Bankola, Elizabeth argued that it is already obvious that she was not involved in extra marital affair with any man since a curse had been placed on her when her husband took her to a shrine where she took a vow against infidelity and adultery.
Elizabeth explained that the person her husband accused her of going out with was a relative who used to stay with her whenever he was in town. She said the man, who is now late, was a member of her family and her mother used to send him to her anytime he was in Akure. Bankola had, in his petition before the court, accused his wife of being unfriendly, proud and full of hatred for him and his people.
He also accused her of being disrespectful to people and in the habit of raining curses and abuses on him. Bankole, who bares the same name with an ex-Speaker of the House of Reps, thus begged the court to dissolve their marriage, saying he is tired and could no longer live with her.
In his preliminary ruling, Chief Julius Fabinu, president of the court, ordered Bankole to take his wife back to the shrine where the oath was taken to remove the curse on her. He said such much be done so that if the court dissolve the marriage the woman should be free of the curse and be able to remarry if she want to.

 

8years-old Daughter forced by parent to watch them having sex and Lick their privates

In an incident that smack the pinnacle of moral decadence, a Bulawayo couple made their eight-year-old daughter watch them having sex after which she was forced to LICK and SUCK their privates clean.
It is reported that on 8 April, the girl’s mother and step father (names withheld to protect the identity of the minor) were playing ‘adults bedroom game’. During the act, the girl’s mother reportedly called the girl who was watching television in the lounge to the bedroom where the ACTION was taking place. She is alleged to have ordered the girl to watch how THING were done in the adult world.
As per instruction, the hapless soul had no choice but to take heed of the order. The two unruly lovebirds engaged in all sorts of STUNTS, both possible ones and even those believed to be impossible. During the session, the woman is said to have told girl to imitate the GROANS and moans she was making. The little girl could do nothing but to comply.
As the encounter raged on, the couple is reported to have engaged in oral sex with the girl’s eyes firmly glued on the action. After fulfilling their wildest dreams in full glee of their child, the two are reported to have instructed the girl to do unto them what she had just seen. First to go was the girl’s mother who reportedly lay on the bed with her legs WIDE OPEN and told her ‘beloved daughter’ to lick her privates until ‘some fluid that were on it had vanished’.
Having allegedly completed that task as per expectations, next in line was the girl’s step-father who also had his ‘anaconda’ sucked by the 8-year-old innocent mouth, it is alleged.

Holy Spirit Instructed me to Defile her during Prayers, It was the Holy spirit entering her – says Pastor

The matter only came to light recently after a relative spotted the girl exhibiting to her mates her NEWLY ACQUIRED SKILLS. After being questioned, she revealed where she had learnt them from. Her mother and step-father were arrested and were hauled before Western Commonage magistrate, Mr Richard Ramaboea who remanded them in custody to 24 May after they failed to pay $100 bail.

Open Later to Robin van Persie by Arsenal Fans

The month of July hasn’t started on a good note for Arsenal fans as Robin van Persie dropped that “bombshell” while American Gooners celebrated the 236th birthday of their great nation.
As expected, social networking platforms went haywire as Arsenal fans voiced their opinions using Facebook, Twitter and the rest of the lot.
Many journalists, bloggers, columnists, pundits, Arsenal fans and football fans in general have more or less spoken in one unanimous voice regarding the possible outcome on van Persie’s current situation.
Everyone wants the forward to leave the club and shut the door behind him but this has been expressed in many ways.
I've read my fair share of articles related to this issue but this open letter by a Gooner certainly caught the eye. It's an emotional piece written by an Arsenal fan to the captain that has chose to seek greener pastures elsewhere.

Dear RVP,
I would like to congratulate you on your remarkable achievement last season. You finished the campaign unscathed, carted away numerous individual awards, and broke several club and Premier League records; a feat that will go down in Arsenal history books.
You brought harmony, peace and respect to the squad on and off the pitch. 
Big man, big responsibility; You handled it very well, even much more than I expected.
As an Arsenal supporter, I have seen many great players and I have to confess, You are a bottomless pit of creativity with “genius” written all over you.
But, on the 4th of July 2012, you dropped the bombshell that turned Arsenal into turmoil, when you released a statement declaring your intention not to put pen to paper on the contract the club has offered you.
Who am I to tell you what to do? But I know one thing for certain, Arsenal it was, Arsenal it is and Arsenal it will be.
Many people have criticized us for lacking ambition, that I might not dispute, but we are still the quickest out of the block this season, with the capture of Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud.
I had believed that it was a step in the right direction, bringing in proven all-round strikers to tow a truck-size goal scoring burden off you.
Despite being one step behind, we still managed to qualify for the Champions League at the expense of free-spending Liverpool, Tottenham and Chelsea who only qualified as champions.
You have been at the club for eight years, I can only say I have seen you on the pitch for only two seasons. In these two seasons you were absolute class, scoring spectacular goals. 
The remaining six years were shrouded with injuries, injuries and more injuries that ultimately earned you the nickname, “The Man of Glass”. 
During this troubled times, when a section of the fans wanted you out, Guess who was there? Arsene Wenger! If he had succumbed to the demands of those fans that wanted you out, you would have been doing an "Alberto Aquilani" now
As much as I will love to credit last season to your brilliance, I believe there was a certain word called “teamwork”.
It wasn’t just teamwork, It was the entire Arsenal squad playing as a family. The bond and togetherness was so strong, your team mates would have sacrificed anything for you. 
If you remember the game against Wigan in the DW Stadium where we ran out as 4-0 winners, Theo Walcott had the chance to be on the score sheet, but he chose to delay the ball, before giving you the easiest of assists for a simple tap-in. 
Everyone wanted you to be successful. 
I look at Wayne Rooney and Luis Nani, I wonder how many times I’ve seen then have a go at each other. That bond between players is what money cannot buy. 
They said you made the perfect runs for the likes of Alex Song to pick you out? What happened at the European Championships? You needed mobile phones to communicate with Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder.
Now your ambition has grown bigger than that of the club in one brilliant season? Where was the ambition when you were sent packing in Holland, where was it when Arsenal catered for your rehab, where was the ambition when you received cash for years for work undone? 
Time to reap the faith Arsenal showed in you, your ambition suddenly grew wings?
I really don’t blame you, I blame Arsene Wenger. 
His undying faith and persistent trust in players (Mathieu Flamini, Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy et al) that turns around and spits on his face.
Gianfranco Zola was one of the most talented players the Premier League has ever seen. What did he achieve with Chelsea? But his name will forever remain up there as a legend in every sense of the word.
Finally, I will like to thank you for the good times, the amazing goals (I’ve lost count), the get-out-of-jail free cards (I’ve also lost count). 
I wish you well in your career, all the best at your next club. Go win trophies mate. 
When you eventually leave do me a favour, forget everything Arsenal and please do not talk about us.
The small badge in front will always be bigger than the name tag at the back.
Goodbye RVP

There you have it folks
This Gooner has moved on. I've have also moved on.
I’m sure you have moved on as well.
Arsenal, it’s high time to prove to us that you’re “all about the profits”.

Nigeria Recruitment Accounts and Admin Officer

VACANCY
A clear leader in the paints manufacturing industry in Nigeria seeks:

1. ACCOUNTS AND ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICER

REQUIREMENTS FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
-          Good university degree or HND in accounting
-          Knowledge of peach tree accounting package is a must
-          At least 2 years post qualification experience in a similar industry
-          Must be more than 22 years of age
-          Good analytical, good and timely decision maker with essential leadership skills
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Send hand written application and CV within 14 days to:
THE PARTNER HUMAN RESOURCE ACCOUNTING
SEGUN ADELANWA AND CO
P O BOX 3727
FESTAC TOWN

Nigeria Recruitment for Finance officer and sales officer

ENGINEERING OUTFIT VACANCIES
A well managed mechanical and electrical engineering outfit located in Lagos mainland seeks:

1. FINANCE MANAGER

REQUIREMENTS
-          Chartered accountant with good experience in and exposure to accounting dictates and requirements in the construction industry
-          Good university degree in accounting or upper credit HND or related field
-          At least 10 years post qualification experience some of which should be in accounting work, general commercial and administrative challenges
-          Must be between 30 to 42 years of age
-          Computer literate

1. HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGER

REQUIREMENTS
-          Good university degree in addition to a related professional qualification
-          At least 10 years experience
-          Computer literate
-          Must not be more than 40 years of age
METHOD OF APPLICATION FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
Send handwritten application and detailed CV to;
THE PARTNER HUMAN RESOURCE ACCOUNTING
SEGUN ADELANWA AND CO
P O BOX 3727
FESTAC TOWN

Nigeria Recruitment for Sales Representative and Engineers

One of the nation’s leading automobile company, you can earn up to 1million naira a month seeks;

1. SALES EXECUTIVES

REQUIREMENTS
-          Good first degree
-          3 to 5 years experience as a sales executive or marketer is a plus
-          Excellent communication and selling skills
-          Excellent interpersonal skills
-          Confident and quick learner
-          Meet sales targets
-          Committed and disciplined
-          Good team player

1. AUTOMOBILE ENGINEERS
2. AUTO ELECCTRICIANS
3. AIR CONDITIONERS TECHNICIANS
4. AUTO PAINTERS

REQUIREMENTS FOR POSITIONS 2 TO 5
-          B TECH, HND, OND, NABTEB
-          At least 2 years experience in related field
METHOD OF APPLICATION FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
Send application within 2 weeks to: hrdgac@gmail.com

Africa Rice Latest Jobs

AFRICARICE JOBS
Latest Jobs
Africa rice center seeks:

1. EXTENSION AGRONOMIST/WATER MANAEMENT SPECIALIST BASED IN ABUJA
2. RICE VALUE CHAIN AND POST HARVEST SPECIALIST BASED IN ABUJA
3. SEED SYSTEM SPECIALIST RICE BASED IN ABUJA

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Visit www.AfricaRice.org for more details

Nigeria Recruitment for a Lawyer

ICRC VACANCIES

1. MULTI LATERAL LIAISON OFFICER

RESPONSIBILITIES
-          Maintain and develop ICRC’s role and contacts with ECOWAS and Nigerian NGO’s and civil society
-          Represent ICRC in key plenary meetings at ECOWAS and serve as a relay between the two organizations
-          Follow up implementation of international humanitarian law treaties in West Africa through ECOWAS
-          Assist government experts in advancing the implementation process of treaties
-          Coordinate workshops with key departments and respective focal points
‘REQUIREMENTS FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
-          Degree in law with knowledge of IHL or international affairs an asset
-          Years work experience in a multilateral field with government and international organizations
-          Excellent command of written and spoken English with good knowledge of French
-          Knowledge of treaty implementation and government/parliamentary law making process
-          Very strong and networking and diplomatic skills
-          Strong capacity for analytical reporting, development of strategies and plan of actions
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Send letter of motivation, CV, copies of credentials/diploma, referees to:
ADMINISTRATOR ICRC DELEGATION IN ABUJA
NO 29 KUMASI CRESCENT OFF AMINU KANO CRESCENT
WUSE II ABUJA

Nigeria Recruitment for Executive sales representative

EXECUTIVE SALES REP NEEDED

1. EXECUTIVE SALES REPS

-          Drive, stock handlers, drivers, sales reps, filling station attendants, security officers, secretaries, admin officers, factory workers

METHOD OF APPLICATION FOR NIGERIA RECRUITMENT
Send CV to: info@latramax.com

OR CALL; 08052258097, 07098131486

2012 / 2013 NNPC / Chevron National University Scholarship Awards

Chevron Nigeria Limited, in collaboration with its Joint Venture partner, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), is offering a number of University Scholarship Awards to suitably qualified Nigerian students.

2012v/ 2013 NNPC / CHEVRON NATIONAL UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS

E-applications are invited from full-time SECOND YEAR (200 LEVEL) degree students of the under-listed courses, in Nigerian Universities:

1.    Accountancy
2.    Agricultural Engineering/Agricultural Science
3.    Architecture
4.    Business Administration/Economics
5.    Chemical Engineering
6.    Civil Engineering
7.    Computer Science
8.    Electrical/Electronics Engineering
9.    Environmental Studies/Surveying
10.   Geology/Geophysics
11.   Law
12.   Mass Communication/Journalism
13.   Mechanical/Metallurgical & Materials  Engineering
14.   Human Medicine/Dentistry/Pharmacy
15.   Petroleum Engineering

Deadline:
Closing date for receipt of e-applications is strictly July 27, 2012.

How To Apply
Please note that we will accept applications through this web site address only as we have implemented our e-scholarship administration system and we will no longer process hard copies of any document submitted. All interested students are advised to endeavour to complete the e-application form online and upload all the required documents as demanded at the web site.

In line with our adoption of the e-scholarship administration system, selected students will be invited for computer administered qualifying tests in selected computer examination centers nationwide. Short-listed candidates for the qualifying test will be invited by email and sms. All applicants are here advised to ensure that GSM telephone numbers and personal email addresses are properly entered into the e-forms at the web site.

Click here to start application online

JOKES JOKES (Papa Aboy’s Adventure)

One man named papa aboy was known as a very hard worker by his wife. He only comes back late most nights, and does not come back at all some few nights. He would always complain that he never had time for life enjoyment. So one day, his wife decided to surprise him.
WIFE: Papa Aboy
PAPA ABOY: mama aboy
WIFE: please make u help me go somewhere today na weekend?
PAPA ABOY: let’s go there mama aboy.
His wife had decided to take hiim to a striper club for drink and fun. When they got there. The waiter on seeing papa aboy on sight, he shouted papa de papa, what of aboy the bad boy. His wife was surprised. Papa aboy, how come they already know you his wife asked…no I might have resembled another papa aboy. So they sat down. The same waiter came. Papa aboy what shall I get for ur guest, here is ur normal star beer and benson. The wife was mad. How did he know you take star together with benson? Papa aboy answered… The other papa might have similar facts with me, this must be a total co-incidence. At that spot, a striper came and kissed him and said, papa aboy, come and rock me as usual. At that juncture, his wife left with anoyance. Papa aboy followed her immediately. She had already stoped a cab and was in it, about to leave, papa aboy quickly opened the cab door and flew in heavily breathing… While they were about to argue, the cab man now said…papa aboy you are very lucky today. You just picked a very attractive bitch today. Congratulations.

Papa Aboy’s Adventure

JOKES (The Prayer of the Nigerian Man)

May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our
faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even
though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the
ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a

white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be
whipped!

Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be

crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we
don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem,
Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana,
Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc…

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place

where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos
to Kaduna  to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri
and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible;
therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If
you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and
you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a
Nigerian took part to that sad event

This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black
people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!

The Prayer of the Nigerian Man

JOKES JOKES JOKES (Total Must pay)

Mrs Patience Jonathan
went out
for drinks with some of
the top
women.
Waiter brings their bill:
Mrs
Jonathan N10,400
Ngozi Okonjo N10,250
Dora Akunyili N10,450
Turai Yar’adua N10,200
Total N41,300
She says:I will pay for
everyone
else,but Total must pay
for herself
because i didnt invite
her,afterall
she owns petrol
stations all over
Nigeria
hehe Omo 9ja!!!

JOKES JOKES JOKES (Igbo man sense)

one day an hausa man was operating an ATM maching, so the igbo man there now said,hahahaha mumu i no ur pasword na 2222,the hausa man now said na u be mumu my password na 3456

Igbo man sense