Pet Names

couple decided to call each other pet names
and the wife said, “I’ll be calling you TIGER”. “Why?” he asked. “Cos
u’re handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, and very smart.
She then asked him, “What will u be calling
me?” He said, “Zebra”. The lady still smiling seductively, “Wow, that’s
lovely & sweet. Why did you choose such a lovely name?” “Because of
your STRETCH MARKS.