JOKES (The Prayer of the Nigerian Man)

May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our
faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even
though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the
ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a

white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be
whipped!

Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be

crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we
don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem,
Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana,
Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc…

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place

where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos
to Kaduna  to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri
and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible;
therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If
you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and
you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a
Nigerian took part to that sad event

This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black
people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!

The Prayer of the Nigerian Man